Your organization not sold on the value of UX? No one but you wants user research, usability testing, or to ever talk to an user? Your stakeholders and business partners already know enough about the product and don't need any more validation? Well, then it's time to try some half-assed UX techniques!

This session will give you some tools to help you understand how to sneak in some UX... or at least make some sincere attempts at SWAG user flows, experiences, and set ups. No, it's not ideal, but these half-assed techniques will help prevent your company from showing their whole ass with a bad experience.